Modern Vs Ancient Commentator Gifts

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"And this is our media room."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Horse statue throws off rider.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Comments are turned off."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'I give up — he doesn't have any vital spots!'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"But is it art?"

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

"Postmodern irony, right? - the creativity is in the price."

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

"And he's caring and honest and gentle..." "I'd do her."

Digital or analog elevators.

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Looks like the shape of a recession and recovery.'

The inventions of baseball

'Hitting each other over the head with clubs may not be perfect, but it's the best system anybody's come up with so far.'

'We can offer you third party and theft. Fire hasn't been invented yet.'

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'Well, if you want a desk job, you'll just have to invent the desk.'