Modern Spy Gifts

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

A boy acting suspiciously

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'More government surveillance!'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Milkin' Impossible

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.