Modern Santa Stylers Pillows

'The good news is I've bought a car...'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

C.P.A.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Xmas

Santa's elevator

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

For Santa's Drone

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

Christmas jig

"It's a great feeling to be able to give someone good news for a change..."

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

COVID Christmas

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

Boy Clause

Holiday Greetings

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa on motorbike.

"What do you mean, 'Christmas bonus'? ... You only work here at Christmas!"

"I've gone to drone delivery."

Radio control Santa.

Santa sends it all by FedEx.