Modern Robin Hoods Gifts

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Your Future Home.

Giant Monster in Bath

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

People and robots

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'