Modern Robin Hoods Gifts

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Artifishial Intelligence

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Your Future Home.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Giant Monster in Bath

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

People and robots

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"