Modern Robin Hood Pillows

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Panhandler

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Smartphone Sonogram

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

The modern generation!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

Maternity tattoos

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Laptops

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Today's Mothers Day!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

At the modern antenatal class.

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

Robin Snood

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."