Modern-day Robin Hood Pillows

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Maternity tattoos

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Laptops

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

At the modern antenatal class.

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

Robin Snood

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

'Now that's what I call really unusual appaloosa markings!'

He was cleaning it and it just went off.