Modern-day Robin Hood Admirers Pillows

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Hot Tub Frosty

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'I hate surprises!'

Vodka

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Robin Snood

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

Robin Hood.

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

Bear outdoor toilet!

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'

"I think we're in for a long winter."

Itchy Butt 50

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"