Robin Hood Wannabe Pillows

Archery.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Our guest today is. . . er. . . a Corporation. . .'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

Ferrero Rocker

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

Robin Snood

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

Robin Hood.

Dying your hair red at home

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

In-law country

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"

Maid Marian.

'A lifetime of robbing the rich and you never put anything into a pension!'

'Here's our plan- we rob the rich and buy votes from the poor.'

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.