Robin Hood Fan Pillows

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Here's our plan- we rob the rich and buy votes from the poor.'

'A lifetime of robbing the rich and you never put anything into a pension!'

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

Robin Hood.

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Where's that rob-from-the -rich-give-to-the-poor guy I hear so much about?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Reindeer

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Rhino Art

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Robin Snood

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."