Robin Hood Fan Prints

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Here's our plan- we rob the rich and buy votes from the poor.'

'A lifetime of robbing the rich and you never put anything into a pension!'

'Let's see...rich...rich...oh, here's someone. How much did you want to withdraw, Mr. Hood?'

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

Robin Hood.

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Where's that rob-from-the -rich-give-to-the-poor guy I hear so much about?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Reindeer

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

Rhino Art

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Robin Snood

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'