Modern Prophets Fan Gifts

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Doomsday marketing

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

doom.com

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

The End of the of the End of the Cold War is Near!

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

"Covid again!"

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

I have seen the future...

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'What do you see in gold futures.'

"Damn straight, it's not as if there's a war and they just hand us our profits."

"The end of my Sharpie is near."

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

The End is Near!

The End is Nigh!

"Instead of asking the meaning of life, most people now want to know how to make a living from investments."