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"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

'What's founder?'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

State of the Art Dog.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Who's next?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Has he had all his shots"

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

"Two or three more times around and you should be free."

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Fill it up!"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'