Modern Pet Care Aficionado Pillows

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'What's founder?'

State of the Art Dog.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Who's next?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Has he had all his shots"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Two or three more times around and you should be free."

"Fill it up!"

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'