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'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bike Rides

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"