Modern Mum Crew Gifts

Yummy Mummy

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Supermom.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Suffering from Cooties?

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Lamb Noise.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Then what happened?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"