Modern Mum Crew Prints

Yummy Mummy

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Supermom.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Suffering from Cooties?

Lamb Noise.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Then what happened?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'