Modern Mother Fans Prints

Supermom.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Baby on Board

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Maternity tattoos

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Laptops

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

Today's Mothers Day!

The iPad Players

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'