Modern Mother Fans Mugs

Supermom.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Laptops

Maternity tattoos

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Baby on Board

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Today's Mothers Day!

Warhol Exhibit

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.