Modern Media Explorer T-Shirts

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

RIP journalism

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"They grow up so fast."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

Musical genres

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Man selling lamb weekly

"Is anything good on?"

Cyber Dream

Books vs mobile phones

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Tasty.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

Modern camping

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."