Modern Media Explorer Mugs

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

RIP journalism

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"They grow up so fast."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Create some buzz!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Binge Watch

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Newspaper suicide.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

Musical genres

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Presenter Auditions.

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Is anything good on?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Tasty.

Man selling lamb weekly

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Books vs mobile phones

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Cyber Dream

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

Modern camping

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"