Modern Masculinity Advocate Pillows

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Real men cry these days....."

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

Hazard of texting

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

The Evolution Of Manhood

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Crocodile Tie

Men's Fragrances

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

Movember

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

Macho fishing.

The New Man

"Man-to-man talk, Randy." "Proceed, friend." "If you were being audited, and you may have accidentally burned all your receipts and ledgers...would it be manlier to run away to a country that has no extradition treaty with the ours, or to weasel out of it by ratting out an even bigger tax cheat?" "Or, would it be manlier to frame the auditor for a crime he didn't commit?" "Gonna have to take a day to think about this one."

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

Etiquette and the mobile phone - "Oh hi. I'm on a training course."

"O.K. boys, this is where we find out if we're REAL men!"

"'Macho Soap'! For the house husband who wants red, raw, rough hands!"

'Macho man - you're out! We want a different image. . . We're using a 'new' man now - sensitive, gentle, debonair. . .and here he comes.'

"But when we married, your name was changed to mine - that's not identity theft."

Map of the modern man.

"Enough about my penis. What's new with the ol' vagina?"

"Me and the guys admire how confident you are in your masculinity."