Masculinity Challenger Pillows

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"'Macho Soap'! For the house husband who wants red, raw, rough hands!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

AI

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"Real men cry these days....."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Sipsies?"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

Wealth Inequality

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

The Dealt Cards.

Crocodile Tie

The full male cycle

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'