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"That watch there, the one with GPS, wi-fi, heart monitor, and altimeter - does it tell time?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Which one's yours?"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Things that go beep in the night.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Spider boy

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Friday night was always sext night.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Modern Charm

Free WiFi

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

Someone ate your porridge and broke a chair? Check the feed from the bedroom cam.

Ye Haul.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Baggage Horse

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Nice moat."

Less is less

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"