Modern Listener Pillows

Audio Books.

Audio Books

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Large print e-book.

Cybergoth.

Shell Pods

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Attention Span Man

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Book

Books and Phones

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Science Applied to Art

Book computer

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

Modern Charm

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

'What happened to the little flute?'

'He's in the library.'

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."