Modern Lifestyle Escapee Gifts

"Here there are no phones, no emails, no meetings! I'm free! I'm finally free!"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Tree house.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"You are still here."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Astronaut Selfie.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'