Modern Lifestyle Escapee Prints

"Here there are no phones, no emails, no meetings! I'm free! I'm finally free!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Tree house.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

i-teddy

Fur Baby

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"You are still here."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Astronaut Selfie.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'