Modern Life Reader T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts crafted for the modern life reader—comfortable, stylish, and infused with literary humor. Perfect for cozy reading days or showcasing their passion for stories in style.

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Perusing the digital bookshelf.

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone." mockup

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?" mockup

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?" mockup

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

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Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

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Crap from the future.

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Audio Books

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

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"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

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"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!" mockup

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

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No Immediate Danger

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Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

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Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

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Weird things I do because of the internet

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Weird things I do because of the internet

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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

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"Did you get my tweet?"

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"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

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"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??" mockup

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

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"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

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"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up." mockup

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

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The Evolution Of Man.

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"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!" mockup

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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Large print e-book.

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'This is suppose to be progress.' mockup

'This is suppose to be progress.'

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"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after." mockup

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it." mockup

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

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Tunnel of TV

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"I now pronounce you man and couch." mockup

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

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Bashful in Nashville

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"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier." mockup

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

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Modern Life Reader T-Shirts Collection

Modern Life Reader Mugs

Looking for the perfect gift for a modern life reader? Check out our collection of witty and charming mugs designed for book lovers who enjoy their coffee with a side of story.

Modern Life Reader Pillows

Discover our range of literary-inspired pillows—an ideal gift for the modern life reader who loves to lounge with a good book in style.

Modern Life Reader Prints

Explore our artistic prints celebrating storytelling and modern life—great for inspiring their reading space and making their home as inviting as their favorite book.