Modern Reader T-Shirts

'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'

'Over the vacation I read books on how to use my new phone, my new tablet, and my new video games.'

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

Audio Books

"...and this is the library..."

Books and technology

'I googled it and apparently it's something called, a book.'

'Will someone explain to Mr. Wallace that after reading an e-book, he doesn't have to drop his Kindle in the book return.'

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are!'

Mobile phone supplants reading

Books and Phones

"It's a whole bunch of texts strung together, they call it a book."

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Book computer

Book

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

'He's in the library.'

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

Large print e-book.

The modern way of reading over people's shoulders.

Have the author sign your kindle...

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

7 More Dwarfs

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Bront?saurus.'