Modern Life Commentators Pillows

Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

'I told you never to call me at work!'

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

Evolution Homo Sapiens museum intelligence.

Modern Attention Spans

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"You are still here."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Snowman Driver

Early Man Late Man

Daily Routine

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Goodnight Social Media.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

Our Troubled Chowders

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"