Modern Hero T-Shirts

"I'm a working mom."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"He was a very good boy."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

The Authentic Christmas.

"How are we on bread?"

Fathers are Heroes

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Superman's laundry

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

Able to Google Stuff Man

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

The Miracle Worker

Baby clinging to beard

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

"You had me at pumpkin."

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Ok, and now my feature presentation, please put on your 3D glasses."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

Drones Unlimited

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.