Modern Hero Pillows

"I'm a working mom."

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"How are we on bread?"

The Authentic Christmas.

Fathers are Heroes

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Baby clinging to beard

The Miracle Worker

Able to Google Stuff Man

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Ok, and now my feature presentation, please put on your 3D glasses."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

Drones Unlimited

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."