Heroes Pillows

"He was a very good boy."

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Superman's laundry

'Yep, I'm saving the world, not carbon footprints.'

"Please, no need to thank me. I was only doing my job."

Zorro Makes Signature On Snow

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Warrior Woman

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I'm a working mom."

Heroes

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"Dressing up as Wonder Woman was one thing, but then he expected me to bounce bullets off my braces."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Superhero Rescues Books.

My dad is the bravest.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Nelly Copter

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Captain Tom Moore

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Protecting Historic Landmarks

"In case you hadn't noticed, we can all fly."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

"If you don't know the difference between their and there, your a fool."