Heroes Prints

"He was a very good boy."

'Yep, I'm saving the world, not carbon footprints.'

"Please, no need to thank me. I was only doing my job."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Warrior Woman

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I'm a working mom."

"Dressing up as Wonder Woman was one thing, but then he expected me to bounce bullets off my braces."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Heroes

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Superhero Rescues Books.

My dad is the bravest.

Catwoman // Cat Lady

Nelly Copter

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

"In case you hadn't noticed, we can all fly."

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Protecting Historic Landmarks

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

"If you don't know the difference between their and there, your a fool."

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

"We're phasing out coal and giving naughty children pamphlets on greener punishments alternatives."

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

"Every day, thousands of manuscripts are abandoned by the side of the road and left to perish. Won't you help?"

"Very good, Gary: 'A hero is a celebrity who did something real.'"

'Don't listen to him - He didn't lose it in Iraq - He's a manx!'

Sword