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"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Keyworker

Skeptic Tank.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Frontex

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Superman's laundry

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Planner at work.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Dove with its wings tied

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Heroes

A man working on a model airplane

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

My dad is the bravest.

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

US Asylum

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.