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"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Keyworker

Skeptic Tank.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Frontex

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Planner at work.

Dove with its wings tied

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

A man working on a model airplane

Heroes

My dad is the bravest.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

US Asylum

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.