Modern Superhero T-Shirts

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Keyworker

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."