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'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

New York Netherworld

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Thumbing a Lift.

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building