Urban Hero Prints

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Walt Disney on ice."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Serenading

Push for Disco...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Vacation Bus Photo

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.