Modern Heckler Gifts

'I just got text-heckled!'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"I hate open-mike night."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'Foul ball!!'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

21st Century Childhood Pranks.

'He's a master of the cruel put down.'