Boisterous Heckler Gifts

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Party Animals.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Hold on, I just have to send a P-mail."

'Foul ball!!'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"