Heckling Gifts

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'...60, 80 - whoa! - a hundred bucks! Okaaaay, you've got 20 minutes.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'I just got text-heckled!'

'Foul ball!!'

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Puppet Audience

'Don't look now, but the winner of last season's 'The Biggest Heckler' is here.'

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

Free tickles any size

'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.

'Why do they use that stuff? I mean, OK, it gives them a vocal advantage. But steroids ruin the integrity of heckling.'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'He's a master of the cruel put down.'

'Alright alright, you win! Stop tickling me...'

'You don't understand this letter? It means that your reading comprehension skills are under par. You will have to enroll in remedial courses.'

Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.