Modern Ghouls Pillows

"Trick or Treat! Due to Covid-19 we now accept contactless payments..."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Wiccapedia.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"I'm hexting."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Witch Online

Early Goths.

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"They have Toil, but Trouble is out of stock."