Modern Frustrations Appreciator Pillows

"I'm not swimming upstream! There are bears there, but even worse, there's no Wi-Fi or phone signal."

Final words on gravestones.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Teenage Shakespeare

Broken since March

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I just love your use of lying"

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Nude Descending a Staircase

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Complaints Department

'He has his own driver, two private secretaries and noe even three personal drones.'

"According to this, prince Charming is divorcing Cinderella. He says he was forced into the marriage by his father,and that he's always secretly loved one of her ugly sisters."

Awkward First Dates

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

Caged Fury

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

"And I suppose you believe everything you read?"

"Maybe I'm jaded, but it seems like nothing's worth smelling anymore."

'Now, cut that out!'

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'