Heir To Frustrations Pillows

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

I don't understand why I need a referral from my primary-care doctor to see a specialist I've already seen, who told me himself to come back for a follow-up visit. That's just the way it works. You'll also need a referral from your tailor before we can put you in a hospital gown.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

"Sorry about the expletive."

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

'Replace divots'

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

"I'm not swimming upstream! There are bears there, but even worse, there's no Wi-Fi or phone signal."

Caged Fury

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

Tourette's!!

Another Petrol Price Rise!

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

'Hello, how can I offend you?'

A bottle opener is stuck at the bottom of a bottle of beer.

'Have one yourself, landlord - I've just failed my 1000th candidate!'

Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us. But your time isn't.

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'