Modern Frustrations Appreciator Prints

"I'm not swimming upstream! There are bears there, but even worse, there's no Wi-Fi or phone signal."

Final words on gravestones.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Teenage Shakespeare

Broken since March

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"I just love your use of lying"

'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Nude Descending a Staircase

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"According to this, prince Charming is divorcing Cinderella. He says he was forced into the marriage by his father,and that he's always secretly loved one of her ugly sisters."

'He has his own driver, two private secretaries and noe even three personal drones.'

Meet Santa. I've been working for weeks on the list of presents I want. I've got my Christmas present list and an invitation for Santa to attend my birthday party next year -- I know it's a long shot but I figured it couldn’t hurt to try. He just wants to know if you've been naughty or nice ... You didn't have to bring your whole resume. "Naughty or nice"? Does he mean your private life or your public persona? Yeah, it's all so confusing! Is sharing music files naughty or nice?

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

Awkward First Dates

Complaints Department

Caged Fury

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

"And I suppose you believe everything you read?"

"He brought joy to tens."

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'