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'Go ask your other mother.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"How is it gendered?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

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'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

We ARE playing catch.

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'