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'My cat comes from a single-parent family, and she's doing okay.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

"He sent his first text today."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."

A monster waves to its child in the maternity ward.

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

'Go ask your other mother.'

'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'