Modern Day Escapist Gifts

'Stop following me. I want to be incommunicado!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

'See you in two weeks!'

Desert Mirage

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Houdini 2019

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Ramblers Association

Desert Island golf

NO FACILITIES

Prison Paintings

"We seem to get just the one channel."

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

"That was just like reading a book....but I didn't have to use my own imagination!"

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."