Modern Dating Reflections Gifts

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Let's do lunch.'

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'Your credit card or mine?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm so shallow."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

"Sorry I'm late... I was getting our date approved by my lawyer."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

'Would it be too forward of me to give you a tweet?'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for Lent.'

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

Happy Hour

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

"We need to text about our relationship."

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"Like, weirdest date ever, last night, he kept trying to make eye contact!"

"Love means sacrificing your swiping hand."