Modern Cowboy Safety Pillows

"They're spares."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Domestic Pardners

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "